Read this at any time. Enjoy! <3 1) What's Bomberman's favourite browser? Internet Exploder. 2) What did Paper Mario say to the rock?..... I win. 3) Mario is walking out of a castle. Luigi asks "Did you save Princess Peach?" And Mario says, "No, I was Toad she is in another castle?" 4) Does Mario's Kart need to eat? No, Mario Kart 8. 5) What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario? Mario Maker. 6) Why is Mario so energetic? He's the first 1-up in the morning. 7) I mustache Mario a question. But I'll shave it for later. 8) Mario games are unforgiving. There's not mushroom for error. 9) What console do you play Mario Kart on in France? Nintendo Oui! 10) What do you call a male goomba getting married? A groom-ba! 11) How does Yoshi feel when he gets hurt? Dino-sore! 12) Where does Mario do his food shopping? The Mario mart! 13) And a non-Mario one: A guy is frantically running around packing fruits and his key, and his friend asks what he is doing. The guy responds, "There are guys coming after me, I gotta Pac-man!!".
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