Time Received: 2022-12-03T23:28:18.674727+01:00 — Amount: $5.00

That spell from Pika has awoken something in me. The spirit of Dad (tm). The Dad that Cracks Minecraft Jokes. Like...1) What country plays Minecraft the most? The Netherlands.2) It’s hard to score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft. He’s always blocking. 3) Why are zombies good at Minecraft? Dead-ication.4) How does Steve stay in shape? He runs around the block.5) How do Minecraft players avoid getting a sunburn? They use Sunblock!6) Why doesn't Steve work in an office? He isn't very good at thinking outside the box.7) I'm writing a book about Minecraft. It's not finished yet, but it has some terrific plot development.8) I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft. I just conduit.9) How does Steve manage to chop trees down with his bare fists? Well, how wood I know?10) Did you hear about the murder of the snow golem? It became a cold case.11) I'd tell you a joke about the end, but it will just dragon.12) What did the mother dirt block say to her child? You're ground-ed13) Why did the sailor bring iron on his boat? Because he needed oars.14) If you go out looking for ice biomes; you may find yourself a-stray.Enjoy!

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Minecraft Chaos Bingo Chaos Bingo Events -- Toggle weather $1.00
Minecraft Chaos Bingo Chaos Bingo Events -- Give the player a random item $1.00
Minecraft Chaos Bingo Chaos Bingo Events -- Random teleport (within 50 blocks) $3.00

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